Chung is king where is he now

Leaderboard See all. Rank: Gorilla What ever happened to Alexsey Vayner, Peter Chung, and jeffrey chiang? Other APAC. Log in or register to post comments. Comments 6 Add comment. They are immortal! Private Equity Interviews. May 23, - am. I am also very curious! Best Response. Any UT alums or people in the know willing to share? Any updates on those guys? Are there more of the sort? RIP Aleksey.

Dec 7, - pm. Aleksey is in heaven now, watching down on us all. Et quibusdam dicta voluptas qui. Tenetur alias voluptatem facilis sapiente. Leave this field blank. Related Content See more. What Happened To Greenhill?

What's happening during live deals? This is what diversity should be. Want to Vote on this Content?! No WSO Credits? Sorry, you need to login or sign up in order to vote. In any event, he had set the bar high for himself and needed some help from his friends back home:.

We suspect this was not due to any real shortage of "domes" from the context we assume he means wiener covers in Korea, but rather to hammer the point home that he was getting some, but in a responsible manner. He might have also been embarrassed to ask his mother to send him condoms in with her usual care package of cookies and socks. Chung apparently took things a little too far when he boasted about how everyone in the industry was kissing his ass:. I have bankers calling me everyday with opportunities and they pretty much cater to my every whim - you know golfing events, lavish dinners, a night out clubbing ".

A night out clubbing? With bankers? We're not sure what was worse, Peter writing the email in the first place, deciding to send said email from his work account or his choice of friends to send the email to. The result was the email being forwarded to a whole lot of people in the investment banking industry.

Within days, Chung was forced to resign in disgrace, probably with a case of crabs to boot. Thus the Sex King of Korea's reign ended shortly after it began, and his plan to fuck every beautiful woman in the country was likely never realized. So when a fifty year-old secretary and mother of two accidentally spilled some ketchup on his pants, he saw the perfect opportunity to pull the biggest dick move in the history of the firm by sending her this email:.

If you could let me have the cash today, that would be much appreciated. Thanks Richard. Of course, we can't read Richard's mind, so maybe he had some great reason as to why, based on an accident, he had to demand financial restitution from a secretary making a fraction of his six-figure salary.

Maybe he suspected it wasn't an accident? Or worse, that it wasn't ketchup. Either way, when Jenny didn't respond fast enough for his liking he went to her desk a few days later and left her a note to collect the four bucks, without which he could obviously not make his mortgage and car payments.

As it turns out Jenny was a little slow to pony up the cash because her mom had gotten sick and died, which on the grand scale of things ranks slightly higher than paying some bullshit claim for dry cleaning. This explains why she was pissed when she came back to work and she decided to offer a reply:. We think she was being sarcastic. Also, she copied her message to a few hundred people in the office.

Richard's pathetic attempt to get the money and Jenny's subsequent bitch slap response was forwarded to pretty much everyone in the city, and then it was loose on the internet for the whole world to see. Soon the law firm had to respond by investigating the incident the investigation likely consisted of the partners at the firm asking Richard why he was such an asshole.

This little guy doesn't seem to mind the ketchup. Eventually Richard resigned from the firm , claiming he wanted to take time off to study and not at all because he became the laughing stock of lawyers everywhere.

It may not have worked out much better for Jenny, however, as she also took a leave of absence, indicating co-workers wouldn't deal with her after the incident. Probably not by email, anyway. Claire was an employee of a British Internet provider back in who had a unique talent for finding and sleeping with total asses.

At the time of the incident the latest loser she had found to date was a lawyer named Bradley Chait. This apparently was the kind of stuff that turned Claire on and she decided, in her own classy way, to give Bradley a bit of an ego boost by writing him the following:. Apparently its a very good conditioner for your hair too This was obviously a Hallmark moment and that might have been the end of it, but Bradley wasn't the kind of guy to let such an honest and heartfelt sentiment go unnoticed.

To make sure all his friends knew what an amazing stud he was, he decided to forward the email to his friends with a note:. We can only hope that Bradley had enough sense to realize that he may have made a mistake when one of his friends wrote back telling him that he felt "honour bound" to forward the email on. Soon the world knew that Bradley tasted "yum" and that he was a dick.

And also that his friends had a weird sense of "honour. Bradley and Claire quickly became internet famous, as web surfers everywhere were enthralled with the idea that somewhere in the world two people were having sex.

The website of the law firm where Bradley worked soon crashed from all the people trying to see what Bradley looked like. There was even some collateral damage as a website of a company that employed a completely different Claire Swire went from an average of hits to over 70,, confirming once again that even border line pornographic interests can drive Internet traffic like nothing else.

As for the two lovers, Bradley was suspended by his firm and Claire went into hiding, the shame of having once performed oral sex sure to stain her family for the next five generations. Katrina Nugent and Melinda Bird were a couple of legal secretaries at a law firm in Australia who wanted to relive high school, and apparently felt the firm's email system was the best place for it. The troubles began when Katrina sent an email to her entire floor at the office trying to find out who pulled an Oceans 11 and cleverly stole her ham and cheese sandwich supplies.

What can I say,…. My contact info is below…. The most recent victim is Peter Chung, an associate with the Seoul office of the Carlyle Group, a private equity firm.

In May , Mr. Chung, a year-old Princeton graduate who had started his job with Carlyle in South Korea only a few days earlier, sent the bit of braggadocio quoted above to eleven friends at the New York office of Merrill Lynch where he previously worked. Chung soon found himself an ex-employee. Last updated: 12 July